We Invest In Micro Companies

And scale them to 7 figures

Have a micro company earning $1-10k/month? We're actively investing in businesses like yours.

We'll either acquire your company outright or invest our capital and expertise to scale you 5-10x.

ZERO COST TO YOU
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Our Investment Thesis

We deal with marketing bs all the time. It's our bread and butter. But with our partners, we operate on what we call "0% Bullshit."

So let's be direct: we want more money.

We've done a couple of big exits (8 figures) and we want more. We can't quite crack 9/10/11 figure exits, so we thought... "fuck it! let's just do what we're good at: 8 figure exits!" Most firms with real money ignore micro companies. They don't know how to scale them. We do.

We've built a marketing ecosystem designed to take businesses from $1-10k/month to 6-7 figures. We're looking for companies where we can scale you, maintain profitable cashflow, and exit in 2-4 years.

We both make money along the way and at the exit.

Our Industries

We're open to SaaS, apps, and even E-commerce. (Don't self-disqualify, if you're outside these categories, email us anyway and let us review your business.)

If you're looking for passive investors who wire you money and meet once a month, you're in the wrong place. Our approach is simple: we know how to scale companies through marketing and sales.

So we invest in very small companies, but we go all in—our in-house team becomes your sales/marketing team, and we cover all costs.

Important: you will never give us any money, there are no fees, there are no expenses, etc. We invest the money, we cover the costs and we do the scaling! If we choose you as a partner, it is risk free for you.


The money we invest is our own money. We move fast and take serious ownership because it's literally our cash on the line.

We're not spreading ourselves thin across 200 companies chasing KPIs. We're focused specifically on you, putting all our resources into making you win.

Our Philosophy

We're looking for founders who know what they want. Specifically, founders who want to make money.

If you're here to change the world through your app, we're probably not the right partners for you.

But if you're looking to start making $40k/month in profit for yourself? Come talk to us.

A successful exit is hugely dependent on business fundamentals for most normal businesses (we're not looking for the next Uber).

We're looking to make deals where you get what you want, we invest money into your business, and we get what we want too. Ideally, we all just want more money.